06/30/2016 at 14:54 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Also this.
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*Ahem* Swexit
![]() 06/30/2016 at 15:04 |
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thank you for being that guy so I didn’t have to be.
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women are beautiful.
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This is correct
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Sverige
ttingthefuckouttahere just doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
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Still better flowing than Drake.
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In practice, it’s actually more like:
“women are beautiful*
*when they look a certain way, only do certain things, and only say things I like”
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:21 |
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Really grasping at straws to find an excuse for gratuitous bikini picz these days, eh?
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:22 |
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Nope my gf is still pretty to me when shes just woke up with bed hair, no make up and is telling me off for eating the snacks out of her bedside table.
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:37 |
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Right, like besides all the bullshit, they still got it.. (Its why we are also car guys..)
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Yes they look there best in those conditions, but natural talent transcends this. I will use a metaphorical picture of my old car broken down, note the sexy that is still evident.
SEE! the contrast isnt that significant. lol (really Im just whoring my old car... I miss it still. The new wagon buggies just the same, only longer in the tooth.)
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:46 |
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And its just that shes the person that gets me (just as there are odd esoteric car choices that suit certain people) and the person i enjoy spending time with most so i always see that.
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:54 |
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Please, tell me more about the things I actually deal with first hand.
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:54 |
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I hear that’s the trick. I also hear a teachable bitch is a bitch you keep around... that may be about dogs though.
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:55 |
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Holy fucking shit dude, way to personify exactly what I said to begin with...
![]() 06/30/2016 at 16:57 |
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LMAO, you gotta take the good with the bad. (in that order)
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Yeah if I called my gf a bitch non-jokingly she’d kick my head in haha.
![]() 06/30/2016 at 17:32 |
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You need a vacation from Oppo for a while so you have the time to ponder rule #1. We’ll see you in a week, mkay?
![]() 07/01/2016 at 10:01 |
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I dont agree to breaking said rule. I would say the same thing about men if that’s what we were even talking about. The bitch part was a play on words, for humor, and cause I actually own 2 bitches. Also, as I’m sure you know, if both people in a relationship are willing to learn then the relationship will last. Do we need to add disclaimer for what we say and dont say?
Anyways rules are rules.
Cheers.
![]() 07/01/2016 at 20:50 |
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Oh, I’m thick, but I get it now. . . Lexit!
![]() 07/12/2016 at 17:33 |
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It’s been almost 2 weeks.. And im still being punished for a comment that was taken out of context.